Fuck Yeah Dane Cook

beeishappy:

3102 Digital Short; Cubicle Fight
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theonlycel:

“And you’re wondering what is wrong with me, what is happening, what do I need to remove this feeling? And then you get a tap on your shoulder, a tap. And when you finally turn around, who’s behind you? The world, the world. Right on your shoulder going: ‘Hi, hey, what’s up? I don’t know if we’ve met but I’m the fucking world. And I just wanna uh, wanna let you know something. Um, you’re gonna cry!’. And you’re like ‘Thanks world’.”